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    If Potter had quotability of Mourinho or playing career of Gerrard or Lampard we’d be calling him a genius

    WIN at Fulham on Tuesday night and Brighton and Hove Albion will lead England’s top-flight for the first time in their history.This, after making a £70million profit in the transfer window and having already won at Manchester United and West Ham, as part of a club-record nine-match unbeaten top-flight run.
    Brighton are unbeaten from their opening four Premier League games this seasonCredit: PA
    Graham Potter celebrates with match-winner Pascal Gross after his winner against LeedsCredit: PA
    The Seagulls have the best defensive record in the country and conceded fewer goals than either United or Arsenal last term, as they secured a best-ever finish of ninth.
    If manager Graham Potter possessed the self-assurance and quotability of Jose Mourinho and Brian Clough — or playing career of Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard — he would be widely declared as a genius.
    But if Brighton do beat Fulham, there is no chance of Potter declaring: ‘I think I’m a special one and although I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business, I’m in the top one’.
    Especially as the 47-year-old has a masters degree in emotional intelligence. Which neither Mourinho nor Clough could have bragged about.
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    Football doesn’t easily recognise a quiet genius like Potter — a jobbing left-back at a series of Midlands clubs in the 1980s, who proved himself as a water-into-wine merchant by leading obscure Ostersunds from the Swedish fourth tier into the Europa League.
    Brighton have improved in all three of Potter’s previous seasons and have won at Anfield, Old Trafford, Tottenham and the Emirates (twice).

    This summer they trousered £100m for Marc Cucurella, Yves Bissouma and Neal Maupay, yet there are no signs of standards dropping.
    When the world wakes up to Potter’s qualities, the question is whether this deeply modest man — who claimed in a recent SunSport interview he walks around Brighton and Hove in disguise — would be interested in moving on?
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    There is a distinct possibility that England will be looking for a new manager come January.
    While Gareth Southgate is under contract with the FA until the 2024 Euros, he is likely to walk if England bomb at the World Cup and, equally, in the less-likely eventuality  they win the tournament.
    The FA will want another English boss and have few other options. Gerrard and Lampard are hardly covering themselves in glory at Aston Villa or Everton.
    Potter is not a product of the FA system, having clambered up the hard way through an Open University degree and those Swedish lower leagues.
    Yet through his close working relationship with Dan Ashworth — formerly of Brighton and English football’s governing body — he would receive a glowing reference from a much-trusted figure in FA circles.
    Ashworth, recently poached by Newcastle, is another key figure in Brighton’s rise.
    Under his watch, Brighton recruited brilliantly, including Bissouma, Cucerella, Leandro Trossard, Moises Caicedo and Pascal Gross — an unsung 31-year-old German midfielder whose goals have defeated Manchester United and Leeds this season.
    But master Potter moulded these little-known imports, along with Danny Welbeck and Adam Lallana — two born-again relics from Roy Hodgson’s England era — and created the benchmark for any English club without  stupid money to water-cannon around.
    Brighton will go top of the table if they bear Fulham on Tuesday night at Craven CottageCredit: PA
    Yet should England come calling, would Potter even fancy one of the most demanding and high-profile roles in national life?
    Some who have dealt with him are highly sceptical.
    When he was strongly linked with the Tottenham job last year, as Spurs went on that bizarre three-month search only to end up with Nuno Espirito Santo, Potter was not believed to be keen.
    Now, with Gerrard’s job under threat at ambitious Villa, Brighton’s Solihull-born boss is being talked up as a candidate to take over at a club where he watched the 1982 European Cup winners as a kid.
    Although Potter did start his playing career at Birmingham City and is non-commital when asked about his boyhood allegiances.
    That, in itself, is typical of this radar-resistant, damned-elusive, limelight-dodger, who likes us to think of him ambling around Brighton’s Laines in a Groucho mask.
    He may well be top of the richest league on Earth on Tuesday night, yet we hardly feel as if we know him.
    And you’d imagine that is just how Potter likes it.

    ELL FOR PARKER
    IF getting sploshed 9-0 at Anfield wasn’t bad enough for Scott Parker, then the identity of two of Liverpool’s goalscorers — Harvey Elliott and Fabio Carvalho — would have rubbed salt into the Bournemouth manager’s wounds.
    Parker had given both Liverpool whizkids their Premier League debuts while managing Fulham.
    The Cherries chief — also wanted by the fashion police — was then treated to a consoling arm around the shoulder from Jurgen Klopp while the match was still in progress.
    That gesture was described as ‘classy’ by Match of the Day pundit Jermaine Jenas but ‘horribly patronising’ by most others — Parker, presumably, included.
    Scott Parker’s Bournemouth were hit for nine by Liverpool at Anfield on SaturdayCredit: AFP
    ALWAYS HIM
    AT the age of 32, Mario Balotelli shows little sign of mellowing in Turkish football.
    This weekend, our hero mouthed off at his manager Vincenzo Montella, who had to be dragged away from his fellow former Italian international striker, for fear that he might chin Balotelli.
    And this after the final whistle of a victory for their team, Adana Demirspor.
    Why always him? And why, after 18 goals in 31 matches last season, is he just about the only player in Europe Nottingham Forest haven’t tried to sign this summer?
    Lord knows this crisis-ridden nation could do with some Balotelli-shaped gaiety.
    Mario Balotelli was involved in an explosive bust-up with his Adana Demirspor boss Vincenzo MontellaCredit: Getty
    POORLY HANDLED
    A COUPLE of seasons back, Premier League players were continually  punished simply for having arms.
    There was a succession of penalties awarded and goals disallowed for balls accidentally striking upper limbs.
    And that seemed extreme.
    This weekend, Manchester United’s Scott McTominay literally juggled the ball in his own area without conceding a penalty against Southampton.
    And Forest’s Steve Cook tipped a ball over his own bar with an outstretched arm without getting a red. Which also seems extreme.
    So refs, any chance of a bit of common sense?
    You know, like there used to be.
    Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay somehow didn’t give a penalty away for this handball against SouthamptonCredit: Enterprise
    NOTHING BUT FLUFF
    WATCHING the latest Amazon Prime ‘All Or Nothing’ on Arsenal provides fascinating glimpses — not least the fact Mikel Arteta’s David Brent motivational talks seem to work.
    But let’s not confuse it for real journalism.
    Like where Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is interviewed before last September’s North London derby and declares how much he appreciates the fixture’s meaning.
    And no one says, ‘Hang on son, how come you didn’t turn up on time  the previous one?’.

    WAY TOO GOOD
    ERLING HAALAND is the Premier League’s leading scorer so far this season and Arsenal’s Martin Odegaard has been the outstanding individual talent in the top-flight.
    Which makes you wonder how bad the other nine players in Norway’s starting XI must be for their nation to have not even reached the play-offs for this year’s World Cup.
    Norweigan pair Erling Haaland and Martin Odegaard have starred in the Premier League so far this seasonCredit: Getty
    ROOT CAUSE
    THAT bit when Joe Root was clearly struggling as England skipper and people kept insisting that Ben Stokes, as an all-rounder, would struggle to cope with the demands of captaincy.
    Well after Stokes scored a century, took key wickets in both South African innings and led England fearlessly to an innings victory in the Second Test, what was that other bit all about? More

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    Ben Hunt: McLaren’s costly Oscar Piastri battle as they wait on verdict despite already paying Ricciardo £10m to leave

    MCLAREN will discover this week whether they can sign Oscar Piastri from Alpine as Daniel Ricciardo’s replacement.And if they can’t, it could hit them in the pocket.
    Daniel Ricciardo has been dropped by McLaren for the 2023 seasonCredit: Rex
    Oscar Piastri is in the middle of a contract dispute with AlpineCredit: Reuters
    McLaren have already paid off Australian Ricciardo, 33, to cancel his contract — thought to be half of the £20million he was due to earn next season.
    Staggeringly, there were no exit clauses from McLaren, which is most unlike Formula One deals.

    These are usually littered with performance-related triggers to allow teams or drivers to seek new contracts elsewhere if either are not delivering.
    That alone has sparked some serious questions for the team’s management.
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    But they could now face even more scrutiny.
    Having jettisoned Ricciardo for below-par performances — despite being the only man to win a race for McLaren since Jenson Button’s 2012 Brazilian Grand Prix triumph — they have pinned their hopes on signing Piastri, a 21-year-old Alpine reserve driver.
    And that in itself is a gamble.
    Sure, he has an excellent record in the lower formula and won the F 3 and F 2 titles — but he remains unknown in F 1.
    However, for all McLaren’s ruthlessness in axeing Ricciardo they have stopped short of confirming Piastri.
    Why? Because the matter needs to be resolved by the FIA’s Contract Recognition Board.
    They met yesterday and their verdict is expected over the next few days, with both McLaren and Alpine confident of winning.
    The CRB usually operates in the background and rarely gets headlines. But of the two most famous cases it has presided over, the driver’s original team have won.
    David Coulthard tried to leave Williams for McLaren in 1995 and Jenson Button tried to join Williams from BAR in 2005.
    Both British drivers failed in their attempts to break free from their existing contracts.
    Should the CRB again side with the driver’s original team — in this case Alpine — then the matter is still not resolved.
    The fallout has been bitter, with Piastri told to ‘work from home’ while the contractual matter is resolved.
    While the Alpine team would love to have him in the car to replace Fernando Alonso next season, the situation has now become too toxic.
    It means the likeliest outcome is Piastri WILL end up driving for McLaren, providing the Woking-based team stump up for his services, allowing Alpine to name their price.
    And that is not great business by McLaren, whose finances are already strained.
    Ricciardo performed his infamous shoey during his last race winCredit: The Mega Agency
    AUDI REVVED UP
    IT WAS great to finally see the not-so-secret news confirming that Audi are coming to Formula One.
    They have provisionally struck a deal to provide Sauber with engines for 2026, but expect that soon to be confirmed as a fully-fledged Audi team.
    Audi were stunned at just how widespread the news travelled and how quickly.
    They now have to get up to speed building that engine division and if they are serious, they should break the bank to sign British engineer Andy Cowell.
    He was the man who headed up Mercedes’ engine operation that powered them to 12 titles in six years — the constructors’ and drivers’ championship.
    Cowell left Mercedes in 2020 to seek a new challenge and Audi sounds like the perfect opportunity for him.
    Audi showed off a concept design of their 2026 F1 carCredit: AP
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    FAMILY CAR FOR ALONSO
    I UNDERSTAND Alpine will push ahead with plans to launch a commemorative special edition of their road car, designed in honour of Fernando Alonso.
    Yes, even though the Spaniard assured Alpine he was staying with the team, only to do a U-turn and sign a contract with rivals Aston Martin. 
    Insiders inform me the car will be built, as Alonso is considered part of the Renault family after winning two world titles with them.
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    MAX PLAYS A BLINDER
    WHAT are the chances?
    Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc was forced to pit during Sunday’s Belgian GP after a visor tear-off got stuck in his brake cooling duct, causing it to overheat.
    The pitstop cost him valuable time but, even worse, it turns out the rogue piece of plastic was discarded by none other than his title rival, Red Bull’s Max Verstappen. More

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    Harry Redknapp: Even Pep Guardiola would struggle with Man Utd shambles… but I can still see them beating Liverpool

    WHEN you hit rock bottom at least you can’t go any lower — so there’s a rare spot of good news for Manchester United at least.Let’s face it, it’s been in short supply… bottom of the table, not a point on the board and the whole club in need of a complete overhaul.
    Erik ten Hag has suffered a nightmare start at Man UtdCredit: Reuters
    Ten Hag has seen his side lose to Brighton and get smashed by BrentfordCredit: Reuters
    So surely you’d have to be mad to suggest there couldn’t be a better time to play their massive rivals Liverpool, the team who put NINE past them last season.
    Well, I’ve been called plenty worse over the years and no doubt will be again now.
    Because not only do I see it as the perfect game for United but I really can’t see them getting beaten.
    Everyone seems to think it is a case of how many. They’re talking of a three, four or five-goal win for Liverpool. You’ll struggle to find anyone tipping anything but an away victory.

    But, for me, that puts United in a no-lose situation — and I certainly don’t think they will lose at Old Trafford tomorrow night.
    First and foremost, while they have been shocking in their two games, Liverpool haven’t set the world on fire either.
    Fulham were good value for a point and the Reds only started playing against Crystal Palace — and got a draw — when they went down to ten men.
    Look, if United were playing a Bournemouth, Nottingham Forest, Southampton or whoever tomorrow, the pressure would be unbelievable. That really would be a hiding to nothing.
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    But against Liverpool the place will be bouncing, the fans will be right up for it and these players won’t want to be ridiculed again with the whole world watching.
    It comes down to picking the right team… and for Erik ten Hag that means swallowing a bit of pride.
    I know he wants to play great football but it’s not all about tactics and systems and fancy plans. Sometimes it’s as basic as simply running about.
    When I went back to Portsmouth in 2005, I took over a bad side which was in real trouble and had only won twice by December.
    I looked at the stats and we were getting outrun every week.
    United are in a no-lose situation — and I certainly don’t think they will lose at Old Trafford tomorrow night.Harry Redknapp
    While plenty of teams were better than us, there was no excuse for that.
    So each Monday I’d have the board out, highlighting how much ground they’d covered individually and as a unit.
    Suddenly there was no hiding place for them — and you know what? The running stats went through the roof, we were the ones outrunning opponents and the results were incredible.
    We stayed up that season because of hard work — and that’s what can get United something against Liverpool.
    They have to roll up their sleeves, get in their faces, chase the ball, crowd them out, don’t give them space, steam into tackles and bully them.
    They have to run like they’ve never run before — certainly not this season — and have no excuses come the final whistle.
    Ten Hag has to pick 11 players who are ready to give everything. And if they do, Old Trafford will be on fire.
    Harry Redknapp says even Pep Guardiola would struggle with this Man Utd squadCredit: Reuters
    Redknapp still thinks United will get a result against Liverpool on MondayCredit: Getty
    Before anyone thinks otherwise, I’m not suggesting that getting a result against the old enemy would cure everything. There is way, way too much work to be done for that.
    How many of this lot would have got in the team ten or 12 years ago? They’re seven or eight players short and it is going to take years to fix.
    The manager is getting stick — and I do think he made a rick in signing a 5ft 9in centre-back in Lisandro Martinez — but it goes way deeper than that.
    Put Pep Guardiola in charge of that lot and he’d have no chance without a load of reinforcements. United are so far off the top, it’s scary.
    Whoever is in charge of recruitment at Old Trafford needs to have a look at themselves, because it’s been non-existent.
    United spent heavily but then started looking at Marko Arnautovic. My God! I had to check he was still playing.
    Mind you, making mistakes — like at Brentford — doesn’t help. A manager may want to play from the back but if the opposition presses, you have to rely on common sense at times.
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    United lack someone to run the game, be a leader, make them play… and they’ve been very easy to play against.
    There’s no better place or time to change that than against Liverpool at Old Trafford and they have to be fired up to fight for their lives. And you know what? I think they will. More

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    Phil Thomas: Erik ten Months? Erik ten Weeks? Looking at the shambles at Man Utd, you couldn’t blame Ten Hag for walking

    IF Manchester United could rattle up wins the way their new manager is collecting nicknames, they’d be back on top before they knew it.One game in and he was Erik ten Months. Seven days and another defeat later, he’d become Erik ten Weeks.
    Erik ten Hag could be in and out of Man Utd if their form struggles go onCredit: PA
    So presumably if their hated rivals Liverpool leave them pointless after tomorrow’s Old Trafford meeting, he’ll be Erik ten Days.
    For some — and it should be stressed it’s only a small minority — conclusions have already been drawn.
    Namely that Ten Hag was the wrong choice all along. That United, whatever he’d done at Ajax, would simply be too big for him.
    All absolute b******s, of course. For all the deadwood conning a living at Old Trafford right now, and there’s plenty of it, the manager ain’t part of it.
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    But, you know what? Those who have decided the Dutchman’s stay will be very short-term might actually have a point. Only not the way they think.
    Perhaps they’re viewing it from the wrong angle.
    Perhaps they should look at it from Ten Hag’s side.
    And perhaps he will soon be the one wondering ‘what’s the point in being here?’ The one thinking ‘this really isn’t what I was sold or told’.
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    When Ten Hag arrived, it was with a reputation as one of Europe’s most innovative and sought-after young managers.
    A perfectionist; a builder of dynasties; a man whose footballing ethos was the perfect match for a place which demanded not only success but that it came in style.
    Shirkers would be shunted. It was his way or the highway. In short, the perfect choice to plan the Red revolution.
    No figures were mentioned publicly but obviously he’d have been promised money to do it. He’d have been assured those above would back him to the hilt.
    Only the reality hasn’t quite been like that. Hasn’t been anything like that, really. The fact United have become a transfer-window comedy show is proof.
    Yes, they gave him the dough for Lisandro Martinez, who has got off to the sort of start which makes even Garry Birtles’ all those years ago look jet-propelled.
    But that aside, the pursuit of Frenkie de Jong was embarrassing. If, indeed, he was genuinely top of Ten Hag’s wanted list… not the foregone conclusion you may think, by the way.
    Then, when United finally accept he isn’t coming, Casemiro suddenly emerges as the holding midfielder to solve the crisis. And a deal is done in the blink of an eye.
    Brilliant business or Real Madrid’s men in suits realising they’ve won the lottery yet again? And United have once more paid for the ticket.
    The joke in Madrid is they don’t put the bins out at the Bernabeu but wait for someone at Old Trafford to collect them. While paying through the nose to do so.
    Last year it was Raphael Varane. Before him Angel di Maria. Now it’s a 30-year-old Brazilian who Real were so keen to keep that Carlo Ancelotti announced he was off before the deal was done.
    Was he a name Ten Hag had  presented to Richard Arnold, John Murtough and the rest of the transfer “gurus” as a must-have?
    Or was he presented the other way as a fait accompli? A ‘here’s what we’ve bought you Erik’ signing? There are certainly murmurs suggesting so.
    Ten Hag may have been told he’d be masterminding a bright new dawn but he’s walked into mayhem. A club that can’t deliver on its promises.
    There is little sympathy around for the manager. There rarely is. But we’ll certainly never know how good he is working with this failing squad.
    So who could blame Ten Hag  if he started thinking of how to save his own skin, before his own reputation goes the same way as so many United players’.
    Because once that takes a hammering, it’s a hell of a long road back. Just ask David Moyes, the man who took over Sir Alex Ferguson’s sliding squad.
    Can Ten Hag afford similar damage to his own standing? Does he really want to take that risk? It’s one thing cocking it up yourself but others doing it for you is totally  different.
    Dragging United back to the top was never going to be easy. But  trying to do so with one hand tied behind your back turns a difficult job into an impossible one.
    Clearly there’s no way Ten Hag will say ‘screw this for a game of soldiers’ just yet… but, unless things change, it might not be as far away as you’d think.

    PLAYERS PLEASE, SAYS SKY
    Graeme Souness left a few at Sky with red faces last weekCredit: Sky Sports
    THERE are red faces aplenty at Sky right now — and it’s nothing to do with Graeme Souness.
    A directive has gone out warning commentators and pundits they must now refer to the star performer as the player of the match.
    In these days of everyone being offended by everything — Souness discovered how ridiculous that’s got last   week — it’s all very righteous, of course.
    But it would have made more sense if the broadcaster had made that decision BEFORE they’d already commissioned a load of trophies with man of the match on them!
    The ludicrous over- reaction to Souey’s “it’s a man’s game” comment raised an interesting double standards argument, too, even within the organisation.
    Like why the Women’s Super League isn’t just the Super League. And the same for the Women’s World Cup. There does seem to be a very flexible approach to many things.
    And for two months anyone connected with golf was being asked for their thoughts on the LIV “mercenaries” taking the Saudi riyal.
    Yet it all went quiet when a host of big shots headed to Jeddah for a PPV boxing match.

    COP THAT, RONALDO
    CONGRATULATIONS to Merseyside Police for their relentless pursuit of Cristiano Ronaldo.
    He’s been issued with a caution after admitting knocking a phone from the hand of a young autistic Everton fan after Manchester United lost in April.
    If only they had as much success finding anyone who invaded the Goodison pitch after the Crystal Palace game the following month.
    Or the Liverpool fans who smashed up the Manchester City coach before their Champions League fixture at Anfield before that.
    Mind you, it’s not as though they had TV  pictures and photos plastered all over social media to help them is it? Oh, wait…
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     SPURS scramble a point at Chelsea and it’s apparently all down to the never-say-die attitude instilled by Antonio Conte.
    That wouldn’t have happened in the past, we were told.
    I must have imagined that three-goal fightback against Ajax to reach the Champions League final. I’m sure Mauricio Pochettino didn’t. More

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    Mark Irwin: If your boss spoke to you like Mikel Arteta, you’d be straight to HR… but Arsenal stars respond to it

    IF YOUR boss spoke to you like Mikel Arteta speaks to his players, you’d be straight off to complain to HR.The effing and jeffing Spaniard comes across as a raving lunatic in the Amazon series All or Nothing: Arsenal.
    Mikel Arteta is not afraid to use some fruity languageCredit: AFP
    But there is clearly method behind the apparent madness because Arsenal’s impressionable youngsters are not only tolerating the dressing-room tirades, they are positively thriving on them.
    Arteta, we are told, is one of the finest tacticians in football, having learned his trade under the tutelage of Arsene Wenger as a player and Pep Guardiola as a coach.
    Yet all we see in the behind-the-scenes footage is a coach screaming “let’s f****** go out there and win the f****** game” in the faces of his bemused players.
    It’s a complete contrast to the calm and measured Arteta we see in his weekly press conference.
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    And now we know why he always insists “what goes on in the dressing room stays in the dressing room.”
    Which makes it all the more confusing as to why Arsenal ever agreed to the cameras invading the sanctity of Arteta’s personal space.
    He hasn’t been done any favours by the programme’s selective editing, which understands that tactical tweaks on the training ground don’t make for compelling viewing but giving both barrels to your players most definitely does.
    But the reality is that even the most cerebral managers resort to ‘industrial language’ when they want to get their message across in the few minutes available to them before kick-off or at half-time.
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    And none of this should disguise the fact that Arteta clearly has a plan and knows exactly what he is doing.
    More importantly, he has got everyone at the club to buy into his precious ‘process’ to Make Arsenal Great Again.

    So when he decided that he wanted rid of dressing-room disruptors Mesut Ozil, Matteo Guendouzi and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, the club backed him despite the cost involved.
    Owner Stan Kroenke has allowed him to bring in around £270million of exciting young signings over the past year as well as awarding Arteta a lucrative new three-year contract.
    And even the most sceptical of supporters are now starting to recognise a club moving back in the right direction after years of underachievement.
    Of course, they are still a long way from pushing Manchester City for the Premier League title.
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    Even breaking into the top four will be a challenge given the strength of the teams who finished above them last season.
    But they are clearly in a much better place than they were this time last year, when they found themselves goalless, pointless and bottom of the table after three games.
    In fact, with Bournemouth, Fulham, Aston Villa, Manchester United, Everton and Brentford next on their schedule, it’s not inconceivable that they could take maximum points from their first eight fixtures.
    Arteta, though, will not allow anyone to get ahead of themselves because he knows from bitter experience that nothing is ever straightforward where Arsenal are concerned.
    And should he need any reminder of just how quickly things can go wrong, he only needs to switch on his TV.
    Arsenal: All or f****** Nothing.
    NOTT A JOB LOT
    THERE was a remarkable bit of transfer business at Nottingham Forest the other day.
    They didn’t sign anyone for 24 hours.
    Steve Cooper went a full day without signing anyone – then agreed a club-record deal for Morgan Gibbs-WhiteCredit: Alamy
    Manager Steve Cooper has already got the hump with people laughing at the number of players the newly promoted club have bought this summer.
    But it’s a good job the transfer window will soon be closing because they’re rapidly running out of space in the City Ground dressing room.
    Maybe they could send a few of them down the road to nearby Leicester, who will take absolutely anyone right now.
    JIM NOT SO DAFT
    MANCHESTER UNITED fans waiting for Sir Jim Ratcliffe to buy their club would be well advised not to hold their breath.
    In just the last fortnight United have been linked with Frenkie de Jong, Adrien Rabiot, Alvaro Morata, Casemiro, Joao Felix, Christian Pulisic, Antony, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Antoine Griezmann, Thomas Meunier and Marko bloody Arnautovic — and not one of them has been signed.
    Even the world’s richest man and all-round weirdo, Elon Musk, has laughed off suggestions he could stump up the Glazers’ £5billion asking price.
    So I’d give Sir Jim about 48 hours before he adds his name to that list of Old Trafford avoiders.
    DEAN A DIMWIT
    CONGRATULATIONS to Mike Dean for taking just three games as a full-time VAR to confirm what we suspected all along.
    After 22 years ruining games as a Premier League ref, he is now cocking things up from behind a TV screen at Stockley Park.
    Even with the benefit of ultra slow motion, myopic Mike still struggles to spot a foul.
    He’s even had to admit he made mistakes after being left off this week’s fixtures because his advice to Anthony Taylor during the Chelsea-Spurs punch-up was so poor.
    But it’s only a temporary absence. Like a wonky Terminator, he’ll be back.
    NU WAY TO ACT
    DARWIN NUNEZ has been told to ‘calm down, calm down’ by Liverpool after putting the nut in on Crystal Palace defender Joachim Andersen.
    The Uruguayan hot-head is already earning comparisons to former Anfield idol Luis Suarez — which is not necessarily a good thing.
    Darwin Nunez faces a three-match ban after his horrible headbuttCredit: Reuters
    Let’s hope they’re not all wearing Nunez T-shirts to support their now banned team-mate at Old Trafford on Monday.
    TODD A HUMBLE UN
    TO Stamford Bridge, where the Democratic People’s Republic of Chelsea have unveiled a giant banner of Supreme Leader Todd Jong-Boehly.
    Unlike Roman Abramovich, the new owner is clearly not going to be hiding his light under a bushel.
    So if he wants a song to go along with his vanity banner, how about ‘Here ego, here ego’?
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    ANTHONY JOSHUA will be drinking in the last chance saloon tomorrow, which is the only place in Saudi Arabia where he can get a beer.
    The former heavyweight champ insists he will not retire from boxing even if he loses his rematch with Oleksandr Usyk.
    But a third defeat in five fights would be a hammer blow to AJ’s credibility and severely weaken his bargaining power in negotiations for future fights.
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    So he needs to regain the WBA, IBF and WBO belts surrendered to Usyk at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium last September if that £150million showdown with Tyson Fury is ever going to happen.
    Not that many people would consider the chance to go 12 rounds with Fury much of an incentive. More

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    Barcelona living in Never-Never Land as financial mayhem sends once-proud club’s reputation down the pan

    IF BARCELONA played football in the way they manage their financial affairs, they would soon be in Spain’s fourth tier.The club’s glorious reputation is in decline on the field and already destroyed off it.
    Lewandowski joined Barca despite the club’s financial situationCredit: Getty
    Barca also splashed out on Frenchman Jules KoundeCredit: Rex
    Ex-Leeds ace Raphinha was another summer marquee signingCredit: Rex
    Nou Camp attendances are dropping alarmingly, a position caused partly by the loss of Lionel Messi and other stars but more by the behaviour of its most recent presidents who, it seems, couldn’t run a tapas bar in Las Ramblas.
    These are the chumps who favoured — and still favour — a European Super League, presumably because they reckon it would rescue them from themselves.
    You can see why they are seeking redemption by the way they are conducting their headquarters business.
    No fewer than four first-teamers are arguing they are owed millions of pounds because they agreed to do the club a favour by postponing pay rises.
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    For a reason that is beginning to escape me, one of the quartet, Frenkie de Jong, is hanging on to his job there rather than moving to Manchester United.
    I guess he wants his £17million back-pay first.
    Club president Joan Laporta appears to live in Never-Never Land, a wonderful country where his football team can owe well over £1bn, with a net loss close to half that.
    Imperfect circumstances for the purchase of new players? Not for Laporta who — take a deep breath here — has in this transfer window acquired Brazil ace Raphinha from Leeds, Poland super-scorer Robert Lewandowski from Bayern Munich and France centre-back Jules Kounde from Sevilla.
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    Andreas Christensen (ex-Chelsea) and Franck Kessie (ex-AC Milan) were free transfers, which doesn’t mean they were free from costs.
    That little lot added up to £117m in transfers and there are a couple of other likely acquisitions, too.
    The structure of the club looks like democracy in action, supporter-members electing a president for five years, Laporta replacing his adversary Josep Bartomeu, who began the madcap  dealings in 2017.
    Theirs isn’t democracy, though. It is much closer to the so-called “constitutional authoritarianism” of former President Ferdinand Marcos of the Philippines — and not only because his wife Imelda collected expensive shoes like Barca’s bosses collect expensive players.
    No player ever will fill the shoes left by Messi.
    His departure, and the recent failure to win  much while rivals Real Madrid march on to LaLiga and European titles, has now been reflected in Nou Camp attendances falling from 70,000-plus to just 54,000 last  season.
    The pandemic has not helped either.
    An odour of panic hangs over the Nou Camp.
    Laporta and manager Xavi are prepared to pay out-of-proportion sums for the best players and still they are beaten to top whack by Gulf State-sponsored Manchester City and PSG.
    They note, too, that the Premier League is now the world’s biggest domestic competition, able to reach TV contracts beyond those of the leading continental competitors.
    Indeed, this is why the two Spanish giants and Italians Juventus cherish thoughts of the ESL.
    Barcelona are looking for saviours.
    This amounts to borrowing money on a major scale — £550m to restructure debts is a recent loan — but rivals are becoming wary about transfer dealings.
    A former CEO of the club said recently they were “technically bankrupt” while Bayern head coach Julian Nagelsmann said: “Barcelona, the only club that has no money but then… buys every player they want. I do not know how. It’s kind of weird, kind of crazy.”
    The fall has been traced back to the £200m sale of Neymar to PSG five years ago.
    That money was blown in months and the madness hasn’t stopped.
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    Now waiting in the gloom is the threat of Financial Fair Play.
    It is almost certain they’ve breached the rigid Uefa rules — but we are all wondering if there will be consequences? More

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    Jurgen Klopp continues to reel off excuses.. but maybe Liverpool boss realises his squad haven’t got the legs any more

    WHEN Jurgen Klopp complained about the dry pitch following Liverpool’s opening-day draw at newly promoted Fulham, how we all chuckled.He’d already had a moan about the timing of the previous week’s Community Shield meeting with Manchester City.
    Jurgen Klopp complained about the pitch at Fulham being dryCredit: AFP
    So it was easy to accuse the grumbling German of getting his excuses in early.
    But perhaps there was more to Klopp’s unease than just the unexpected dropping of two points.
    Maybe, just maybe, he has seen the first signs of his team feeling the effects of the ageing process.
    His starting line-up at Craven Cottage was the oldest in the Premier League over the weekend, with six players the wrong side of 30 before 36-year-old James Milner came on as a sub.
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    To make matters worse, Thiago Alcantara joined a considerable injury list which leaves Liverpool with up to eight players unavailable for their next game, at home to Crystal Palace on Monday.
    And if they are already struggling to cope one week in, you have to wonder how they are going to deal with the demands of a full league programme with a World Cup thrown into the mix for good measure.
    Liverpool played an extraordinary 63 games last season as they reached the final of every competition they entered.
    Yet they still remained competitive right to the very end, pushing Manchester City all the way to the line in the title race before being edged out in the Champions League final by Real Madrid.
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    It was a remarkable feat of endurance made possible by the fact that they suffered no major injuries to any of their key players.
    But they will not always be that lucky, no matter how much they might wrap their stars in cotton wool between matches.
    Klopp is still haunted by the memory of Liverpool’s title defence in 2020-21 being totally undermined by Virgil van Dijk’s ruptured cruciate.
    So you can understand him being a little jumpy about his options being exposed so early on when he had to name three academy kids on the bench at Craven Cottage last Saturday.

    He is doing his best to overhaul his ageing squad, as demonstrated by the acquisitions of Luis Diaz, Darwin Nunez and Fabio Carvalho, the sale of Sadio Mane and a new contract for Harvey Elliott.
    And there is still time to make further additions before the transfer window closes at the end of the month.
    Yet that does not get away from the fact that so many of Liverpool’s most important players — Van Dijk, Mo Salah, Jordan Henderson, Thiago, Joel Matip and Roberto Firmino — are all entering football’s twilight years.
    Now I’m not suggesting they are going to be falling off a cliff any time soon because when everyone is fit and available they are still a match for anyone.
    But do they still have the physical capacity to maintain the monumental levels required to topple champions City?
    Only time will tell… and that’s a commodity which is running out for some of Klopp’s weary warhorses.
    Eddie’s in mire
    THE Battle of Waterloo might have been won on the playing fields of Eton but 2023’s Rugby World Cup won’t be settled by posh boys.
    At least that’s the theory of England coach Eddie Jones, who claims players educated at private schools lack resilience as well as leadership skills.
    Those comments have got right under the skin of the RFU, who summoned the Aussie upstart to headquarters for a b*****king.
    And they have every right to feel offended. After all, look at what a marvellous job Bullingdon Boris Johnson has made of running the country.
    Eddie Jones has taken a rap on the knuckles from the RFUCredit: Getty
    Al at it again
    IT takes some doing to get Arsenal, Manchester United AND Inter Milan to all terminate your contract — but that’s what Alexis Sanchez has just achieved.
    At least Arsenal had the brief “benefit” of obtaining Henrikh Mkhitaryan in exchange when they waved adios to Sanchez.
    All United and Inter got for their troubles was a massive black hole in their bank account.
    Now it’s the turn of Marseille to believe that they can get a tune out of the Chilean piano player and occasional footballer.
    They have even handed him a two-year deal with the option of a further 12 months, which is obviously never going to be triggered.
    Will these clubs never learn?
    Alexis Sanchez has joined French club MarseilleCredit: AFP
    Todd job is fool’s gold
    IT’S like the first days of the Roman Empire all over again at Chelsea as the new owner Todd Boehly splashes the cash like there’s no tomorrow.
    As good as Marc Cucurella may be, there is no way on God’s green earth anyone should be paying £55million for a Brighton left-back.
    Now there’s talk of Chelsea forking out somewhere in the region of £75m for the Leicester centre-half Wesley Fofana, £67m for Barcelona outcast Frenkie de Jong and another £15m for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.
    And that’s on top of the £110.1m they’ve already spent on Raheem Sterling, Kalidou Koulibaly, Carney Chukwuemeka and Gabriel Slonina.
    All of which adds up to a £322.1m summer spending spree which makes even Roman Abramovich’s first few months at Stamford Bridge look tame.
    It’s all very well Boehly wanting to make his mark at the club and there is no easier way of winning over sceptical supporters than by launching a transfer trolley dash.
    But they say that a fool and his money are soon parted and Tinkerman Todd needs to show that he is nobody’s fool.
    Fifa nap for Qat
    NINETEEN weeks after the World Cup draw was made, it has suddenly dawned on Fifa that the host nation wouldn’t be playing in the opening match.
    Not quite sure how that one slipped under the radar — but the governing body has finally rectified that error by starting the tournament a day earlier than scheduled.
    Which means this football extravaganza will now get underway with a blockbusting clash between Qatar and the mighty Ecuador.
    It’s a match which has my name written all over it.
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    Ten Hag needs Cristiano Ronaldo, who is desperate to leave Man Utd and missed out the team-building on pre-season tour

    THE SPIRIT in the Manchester United camp out in Bangkok and Australia pointed to a new positive start for the club.While Erik ten Hag made the point that such tours had their downside, in terms of travel etc.. he felt the two-and-a-half weeks together would help the players bond again.
    Ronaldo is desperate to leave Man UtdCredit: Rex
    Ten Hag got off to a losing start as Man Utd bossCredit: Rex
    He could sense how down everyone was after the end to last season and wanted to put a smile back on faces.
    The new boss looked to have achieved that.
    The social media postings of players having fun and indeed the performances looked like the dark clouds had been cast away.
    Questions about Ronaldo would always come up, but he wasn’t with them and Ten Hag was enjoying working with the players he had.
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    Then they returned and it all blew up again and the work done in pre-season looks to have been washed away.
    Ronaldo, 37, is such a huge figure at the club that his mood seems to permeate through the camp.
    He is clearly not in a good one.
    Having missed the tour his first action came in an Old Trafford friendly against Rayo Vallecano.
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    He missed an early chance then there was a bizarre passage of play when James Garner passed the ball to him on half way and Ronaldo passed it straight back.
    He did that four times in all before, Garner by now being closed down passed the ball sideways to someone else.
    Ronaldo and the manager would have words during that half when in a break of play he called the players to his technical area.
    Ronaldo’s reaction to the instructions he was being given was to put his hands out to his sides and seemingly protest.
    It was not a good look and he was hooked at half-time then left the stadium before the end of the game.
    For a manager who had been preaching ‘togetherness’ throughout the tour, this was ‘unacceptable’.
    At the training ground his brooding figure is getting some players down.
    A lot of the younger ones who were excited at his arrival, often feel kowtowed by his presence.
    The immediate problem is that United do not have a recognised fit striker without him.
    Anthony Martial missed the first game with a hamstring problem and while he had a good pre-season it remains to be seen whether that will translate itself into the Premier League.
    Their inexplicable and short lived pursuit of former Stoke and West Ham striker Marko Arnautovic from Bologna was abandoned when a £7.6million offer was rejected.
    They weren’t going to pay any more and the outcry from supporters also had a say in their u-turn.
    Ten Hag tried to play Christian Eriksen as a false nine against Brighton and it simply did not work.
    When Ronaldo did come on United looked better, but not much.
    While there were cheers when he entered the field of play there were boos as well.
    The group that waited above the tunnel when Ronaldo walked off at the end gestured as if to say ‘just go’.
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    The problem is Ten Hag may have little choice but to play him in the next game against Brentford.
    Hopes resting on someone who won’t even want to be there – how does a club the size of Manchester United get into such a mess? More