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A FOOTBALL fan reportedly died during Nimes and Marseille’s clash at the weekend. French media claim a Nimes supporter suffered a heart attack just before half-time on Friday evening. A Nimes fan died of a heart attack during the 3-2 defeat by MarseilleCredit: AP:Associated Press He has been named as 39-year-old Cedric Deubel, who was […] More
JUAN BERNAT was a picture of hap-penis as he blew out his x-rated birthday cake. The Paris Saint-Germain star got shafted by his team-mates when they presented him with the cake made from fruit. The Paris Saint-Germain reluctantly blew out the candle on the banana It didn’t look like it took very schlong to make. […] More
LYON have threatened to sue their own fans if they keep depicting manager Rudi Garcia as a clown on social media. Almost as dramatic as the warning itself is the timing – less than 24 hours after a famous 1-0 Champions League win over Juventus. But poor Garcia can hardly be feeling too big for […] More
MANCHESTER UNITED have been dealt a transfer blow after defensive target Kalidou Koulibaly bought a stunning property in Paris. The Napoli centre-back, 28, has long been linked with a switch to Old Trafford. Kalidou Koulibaly has bought a stunning Paris apartment with a view of the Eiffel Tower But after paying £3.38million for the apartment […] More
NEYMAR reportedly refused to train after Paris Saint-Germain boss Thomas Tuchel warned the star he was not guaranteed to play against Borussia Dortmund. Mundo Deportivo claims Neymar, 28, threw a massive strop after being left out of PSG’s squad for the 6-1 French Cup quarter-final win at Dijon earlier this month. Neymar reportedly refused to […] More
PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN star Neymar could make Rio Carnival after all… after being sent off at the conclusion of a thrilling 4-3 victory over Bordeaux at the Parc des Princes. The 28-year-old was set to miss the Brazilian bash for the first time in SIX years, but his stoppage-time second yellow card means he could still […] More
LIONEL MESSI has admitted that he wants Barcelona to sign Neymar AND Lautaro Martinez this summer. The Catalan giants haven’t won the Champions League since 2015, when Neymar scored their clincher against Juventus in Berlin. Lionel Messi wants to link up with former team-mate Neymar… and Lautaro Martinez And Messi is keen on bringing the […] More
CRISTIANO RONALDO is preparing to hand his position at the top of the game over to Kylian Mbappe after calling the French star “the future”. The duo are neck and neck in the goal stakes this season, each with 24 strikes in 29 matches across all competitions. Ronaldo continues to star at the age of […] More
