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MONACO star Gelson Martins has been banned from football for SIX MONTHS for pushing a referee during the 3-1 defeat to Nimes last month. The Portuguese international was shown a straight red card for shoving official Mikael Lesage twice after being left enraged by the decision to send team-mate Tiemoue Bakayoko off moments prior. Gelson […] More
PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN are reportedly willing to sell anyone in their squad – including Neymar – in order to keep Real Madrid target Kylian Mbappe. Spanish outlet AS claim that the Ligue 1 champions are prepared to break their own club wage record to secure the Frenchman’s future. Paris Saint-Germain are willing to sacrifice Neymar in […] More
PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN will not allow star forwards Neymar and Kylian Mbappe to represent their countries at the Olympics this summer, according to reports. Brazil and France respectively are desperate to have their poster boys available in Japan, but the Ligue 1 giants are playing hardball. Neymar and Kylian Mbappe are expected to miss out on […] More
A FOOTBALL fan reportedly died during Nimes and Marseille’s clash at the weekend. French media claim a Nimes supporter suffered a heart attack just before half-time on Friday evening. A Nimes fan died of a heart attack during the 3-2 defeat by MarseilleCredit: AP:Associated Press He has been named as 39-year-old Cedric Deubel, who was […] More
JUAN BERNAT was a picture of hap-penis as he blew out his x-rated birthday cake. The Paris Saint-Germain star got shafted by his team-mates when they presented him with the cake made from fruit. The Paris Saint-Germain reluctantly blew out the candle on the banana It didn’t look like it took very schlong to make. […] More
LYON have threatened to sue their own fans if they keep depicting manager Rudi Garcia as a clown on social media. Almost as dramatic as the warning itself is the timing – less than 24 hours after a famous 1-0 Champions League win over Juventus. But poor Garcia can hardly be feeling too big for […] More
MANCHESTER UNITED have been dealt a transfer blow after defensive target Kalidou Koulibaly bought a stunning property in Paris. The Napoli centre-back, 28, has long been linked with a switch to Old Trafford. Kalidou Koulibaly has bought a stunning Paris apartment with a view of the Eiffel Tower But after paying £3.38million for the apartment […] More
NEYMAR reportedly refused to train after Paris Saint-Germain boss Thomas Tuchel warned the star he was not guaranteed to play against Borussia Dortmund. Mundo Deportivo claims Neymar, 28, threw a massive strop after being left out of PSG’s squad for the 6-1 French Cup quarter-final win at Dijon earlier this month. Neymar reportedly refused to […] More
