SOUTHAMPTON striker Shane Long was the cock of the walk at St Mary’s after he opened the scoring against Aston Villa with his penis.
It was just the second goal the ex-West Brom ace has scored in the Premier League this term, and Villans fans couldn’t believe how the Irishman found the back of the net.
Shane Long netted in the eighth minute to put Southampton in front against Aston VillaCredit: Rex Features
Long, 33, let it be known what part of the body he scored fromCredit: Colorsport
The 33-year-old has now netted nine goals in all competitions against Villa, more than any other opponent.
Long broke the deadlock in the eighth minute on the south coast, as he cushioned the ball past Pepe Reina at his near post after getting on the end of Moussa Djenepo’s cross.
After a brief VAR check the goal was given, with Long snapped clutching his private parts as he made his way back to the half-way line.
Commenting on the goal, Gary Lineker tweeted: “Shane Long May have just scored with his c***. A Long C*** goal.”
One disbelieved Villans fan commented: “F*** SAKES MAN. HOW IS SHANE LONG SCORING AGAINST US AND HOW IS IT WITH HIS C***!!”
A third added: “That was horrendous. No reaction to the loose ball but at the same time everyone lost their man and shane long scores with his fucking c***.”
Another raged: “Shane long scored with his c*** that’s how s*** we are.”
Gary Lineker was one of many left in disbelief at Long’s strike
One Aston Villa couldn’t believe how the Irish international broke the deadlock
Former West Brom ace Long has now scored nine goals against the Villans
One simply stated: “Shane Long just scored with his c***. Wtf is going on lads. Pathetic.”
While another quipped: “Shane Long scoring with his d***. A Schlong goal is more ways than one.”
To make matters worse for Villa, they were denied an equaliser in the 39th minute after VAR overturned Mbwana Samatta’s strike with the Tanzanian international judged to have been offside.
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Source: Soccer - thesun.co.uk
