ENGLAND looked like a team in desperate need of a good lie-down by the time Harry Kane assumed a horizontal position in the German penalty area.
But even though they had been outplayed for long periods by a technically-superior Germany, the Three Lions are always in with a sniff when the Tottenham striker is about.
Kane ‘won’ the 85th-minute penalty equaliser after contact with Nico Schlotterbeck in the way the English used to moan about Jurgen Klinsmann winning them many moons ago.
But as it’s our future Sir Harry we’re talking about, we’ll simply call it streetwise professionalism and revel in a half-century of goals from just 71 caps.
Kane has now surpassed Bobby Charlton and is just three goals behind Wayne Rooney’s all-time England goals record.
It meant that Gareth Southgate’s men avoided the indignity of back-to-back defeats for the first time in almost four years and stops them heading into a potential spiral of negativity five months out from the World Cup.
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England seem to have regressed individually and collectively since they defeated Germany at last summer’s Euros.
Few of Southgate’s players had great seasons at club level and they haven’t looked convincing too often as a team, since that penalty shoot-out defeat by Wembley.
They lacked ambition until the 72nd-minute introduction of Jack Grealish, who helped turn the tide.
But England can always rely on Kane – Golden Boot winner at the last World Cup and a man who never seems to know when he is beaten, always knows where the goal is, and also possesses a cunning which Southgate certainly appreciates.
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It was a soft penalty award rather than a shocking one – perhaps not a decision you would expect a VAR to overturn and award.
But award it he did – and Kane sent Manuel Neuer the wrong way to cancel out Jonas Hofmann’s opener.
It got Southgate’s team – cream-crackered after long domestic campaigns – off the hook and off the mark in this Nations League campaign.
It wouldn’t have felt right if England had strutted into Germany full of bravado after that Euros victory which ended Joachim Loew’s long reign in charge of Die Mannschaft.
So Saturday’s shock defeat in Hungary at least dampened any over-confidence for Southgate’s side.
It came as a pleasant surprise that there was only very limited trouble in the city earlier in the day and the Germans treated their visitors to a pre-match blast of Football’s Coming Home – an anthem they had adopted themselves after winning Euro 96.
The atmosphere was so subdued, it felt as if the Germans had handed out free tickets to tens of thousands of librarians.
The German team were, in effect, playing in drag – wearing their women’s team kit as a show of support for their female counterparts before this summer’s Euros in England.
Southgate sent out his A-listers – including ten of the starting eleven who had beaten Germany last summer – but reverted to a flat back four, all of whom struggled at times.
England made a shoddy start, Kieran Trippier conceding a corner with a shocking back-pass and Kyle Walker hacking off the line from Josh Kimmich.
An early Kane shot stung Neuer’s hands – but the Germans were frequently passing their way slickly through the England lines with shades of Bloemfontein in 2010.
Bayern Munich teenager Jamal Musiala – German-born but English-raised and an Under-21 international for the Three Lions – really does like the one who got away for Southgate.
The kid has outstanding feet in tight spaces, he looks as though he could nutmeg an octopus inside a telephone box, and England couldn’t handle him.
Twice in the opening 25 minutes, the hosts had the ball in the net but neither counted.
First, when Kalvin Phillips went down injured and England kicked the ball into touch, Germany didn’t stand on ceremony and Thomas Muller netted but referee Carlos del Cerro Grande was having none of their skulduggery.
Phillips limped off and was replaced by Jude Bellingham but soon a long ball over the top embarrassed Harry Maguire, who tried to wrestle Kai Havertz, while Jonas Hoffman strode through and slotted past Jordan Pickford, only to be frustrated by a narrow offside decision.
England did have their moments though – Kane blazed over from close range when Neuer flapped at a Trippier corner and Bukayo Saka had a shot beaten away by the German keeper during an inexplicable eight minutes of first-half injury-time.
It was remarkable that the first half ended goalless, with neither defence looking convincing.
England had barely touched the ball in the opening five minutes of the second half, when Germany scored.
It was a lengthy, classy passing move which pulled England one way, then the other, and ended with a cute Kimmich pass feeding Hofmann, who rammed it past Pickford.
Almost immediately, Mount had a powerful shot pushed away by Neuer, before Pickford made a smart near-post save from Muller.
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Grealish’s arrival gave England more attacking intent – and Neuer soon made fine saves to thwart a Maguire header and a Kane lunge at the far post.
And when Kane fell after a nudge and a slip from Schlotterbeck, he made no mistake with the spot-kick which allowed him to raise his bat for a half-century.