MANCHESTER City fans are looking back in anger at their side’s 0-0 draw on Wednesday against Inter Milan in the new “Oasis-inspired” fourth kit.
After the match, City defender Manuel Akanji admitted he’d accidentally passed to the assistant ref because the official’s top looked like his side’s special-edition shirt.
One supporter fumed that the Definitely City strip – part-designed by the band’s Noel Gallagher to mark the 30th anniversary of debut album Definitely Maybe – was “the worst footie kit I’ve ever seen.”
But in the league of garish football garb, the peach and blue shirt is nowhere near top of the table.
Garish classic replica football shirts are trendy with Gen Z, who are as likely to flaunt an obscure top as they are a team’s main colours.
True collectors will want all three – home, away and third kits, which can cost £80 to £110 each.
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If the strips have been “match-worn” by a star player in a memorable game they can fetch thousands of pounds.
That has led to clubs battling to put out even more eye-catching kit.
Premier League champs City went further, by introducing the Definitely City strip – inspired by the front room shown on the album’s cover – to be worn during home matches in the Champions League this season.
The “authentic” shirt will set fans back £125. But it does come in a “collector’s box” featuring Noel on the front.
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So which club kits are winners and which deserve to be relegated to the nearest charity shop?
Fashion Editor Clemmie Fieldsend is our referee.
MANCHESTER CITY
BOSS Pep Guardiola strummed the guitar in a photoshoot recreation of Oasis’s Definitely Maybe album for the fourth kit’s launch.
And while the shirt’s colours, seen above on Erling Haaland, are inspired by the famous album cover, they don’t appear to be in tune with fans who prefer the famous sky-blue hues.
Clemmie says: “Some might say this Oasis themed shirt is Wonderwall, but Man alive, it’s reminding me of a dinner lady’s tabard.”
NORWICH CITY
THE Canaries can’t do much about the fact their yellow and green colours resemble what might be regurgitated after a heavy night out.
But there is no excuse for this multi-coloured goalie kit, which is even more offensive to the eyes than their much sought-after early Nineties home shirt.
Clemmie says: “The print looks like it’s come straight off a bus seat, and that’s not a fashion goal or a keeper.”
TOTTENHAM
IT’S perhaps understandable that Tottenham fans might want to go out in camouflage after the Premier League side’s poor start to the season.
But surely their army-green third shirt blends in too much with the turf and will make it difficult for team-mates to pick each other out.
Clemmie says: “It may be ‘first the worst’ in the children’s rhyme, but third has outdone it when it comes to Tottenham’s reserve shirt.”
IPSWICH TOWN
ED SHEERAN has worn his beloved Ipswich Town’s third kit, which is sponsored by his world tour.
While the pop collaboration makes sense, the pink colour with white musical frequencies on it is nothing but a bad equation.
Clemmie says: “Featuring sound waves from fans at Portman Road, plus the local coastline, Framlingham Castle and Wolsey’s Gate – local tourism chiefs must be thrilled.”
CHELSEA
HAVING splashed out more than £300million on players this summer, it seems the West London club didn’t have much cash left over to hire a kit designer.
Instead they seem to have stuck a white top in a washing machine with blue dye and left it to see what would happen.
Clemmie says: “It’s not very likely that this child-like design is going to ignite any fires in fashion.”
STOKE CITY
THE Championship side have just sacked their manager Steven Schumacher – but the designers who did their third kit deserve the push as well.
For a part of the world that is famous for its potteries, you might think they could do better.
Clemmie says: “Stoke City’s third kit reminds me of Lady Gaga’s famous meat dress with its patchy pink design – and not in a good way.”
ARSENAL
THE Gunners have gone for a sky-blue third kit, with very similar colours to those of their biggest league rivals, Man City.
But that decision has been blasted by supporters of the North London side.
Clemmie says: “The light blue and lilac colours have a look of the Premier League title holders’ shirt about them.
“But despite the critics, it is the most versatile and fashionable of the lot.”
SUNDERLAND
STARE too long at The Black Cats’ third kit and you are liable to be hypnotised by its Seventies-style pattern.
Look closer at the blue shirt and you will see a colliery wheel, which celebrates the city and wider North East’s proud coal mining history.
Clemmie says: “Some fans have taken a stand against it saying it looks like a Wetherspoons plate.”
LEICESTER CITY
THERE is nothing foxy about the away kit Jamie Vardy is wearing for The Foxes this season.
The black Adidas shirt, with gold and pink splashes, looks faded – a bit like Leicester City’s survival hopes.
Clemmie says: “There’s the vintage look and then there’s ‘mouldy’. Bit of an own-goal.”
BRIGHTON
BRIGHTON’S striped yellow and blue away kit has drawn comparisons with those pesky cartoon Minions.
But the Seagulls have had a strong start to the season, so maybe those bright colours are helping to put off the opposition.
Clemmie says: “Brighton’s new kit has a retro feel that bumps it right up the fashion league table.”
SOUTHAMPTON
FANS of newly promoted Saints described their new third kit as “needing sunglasses to see it” and “up there with the worst kits ever”.
Pondering the South coast side’s dodgy history of questionable shirts, Clemmie says: “While they say their strip ‘follows the dazzle concept’, the Pepto Bismol pink colour makes me feel a little queasy and should be quickly relegated.”
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HOW THEY PEPPED UP OASIS LP COVER
THE Definitely City kit is inspired by the Definitely Maybe cover, and the publicity material for it was shot in a living room based on the cover, with City’s Kyle Walker, Jess Park, Ederson and Mateo Kovacic joining manager Pep Guardiola.
It also features images of City legends Colin Bell and Sergio Aguero.
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