A STRING of goalscorers’ names in a football match report was likened to the sound of toffs romping in bed.
Chelsea Women beat their West Ham United counterparts 4-2 with a hat-trick for Pernille Harder and a goal for Erin Cuthbert.
Pernille Harder scored a hat-trick as Chelsea Women beat their West Ham United counterparts 4-2
Erin Cuthbert also scored for Chelsea – setting up the hilarious match report
The order of the scorers left fans in hysterics after the report on the BBC website was likened to the sound of posh lovers having sex The order of their strikes meant it was reported on the BBC Sport website as “Harder, Harder, Cuthbert, Harder”.
One social media user joked: “It sounds like posh people having sex.”
Fan Lee Anscombe compared the run of surnames to an upper-class woman “asking her servant for a good time”.
Another added: “Laugh out loud funny.”
Chelsea banged them in at West Ham during their victory in the quarter-final of the FA Women’s League Cup on Wednesday.
The Blues scored first in the London derby through Danish star Harder, 29, before Katerina Svitkova equalised.
Harder got her hat-trick in the second-half, with a goal from Scot Cuthbert, 23, in between.
Halle Houssein’s consolation could not spoil what was called a “never to be repeated scoreline”.
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