A CHANT about Peter Crouch, saying, “He’s big, he’s red, his feet stick out the bed” has been voted the Premier League’s best-loved.
Nearly nine in ten fans rated the terrace song about the 6ft 7in former Liverpool striker highly.
It came just ahead of the more traditional call to rival supporters: “You’re not singing anymore.”
The third, backed by eight in ten, was about ex-Brighton and West Ham striker Bobby Zamora and sung to the tune of Dean Martin’s That’s Amore.
It goes: “When the ball hits the goal, it’s not Shearer or Cole — that’s Zamora.”
Taunts to players perceived to be overweight of “Who ate all the pies?” and to beleaguered managers of “You’re getting sacked in the morning” made up the top five.
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Researchers for betting site BettingTips4You.com asked 2,650 Premier League fans for their favourite songs and chants of all time.
“Your teeth are offside” sung to former Liverpool striker Luis Suarez was voted the sixth most popular.
The Liverpool fans’ chant to former striker and Republic of Ireland international Robbie Keane — “He’s fast, he’s red, he talks like Father Ted” — came tenth.
FUNNIEST SONGS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY
- Peter Crouch – ‘He’s big his red, his feet stick out the bed” – 88 per cent
- ‘You’re not singing anymore’ – 84 per cent
- Bobby Zamora – ‘That’s Zamora’ – 80 per cent
- ‘Who Ate all the pies?’ – 78 per cent
- ‘Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning’ – 77 per cent
- Luis Suarez – ‘Your teeth are offside’ – 76 per cent
- ‘Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be, we’re going to Wembley’ – 75 per cent
- ‘You only sing when you’re winning’ – 74 per cent
- Rio Ferdinand – ‘His name is Rio and he Watches from the stands’ – 73 per cent
- Robbie Keane – ‘hes’ fast, he’s red, he talks like father Ted’ – Robbie Keane – 71 per cent
- Rio Ferdinand – ‘His name is Rio and he dances on the grass, don’t take the ball off him he’ll kick you in the ass’ – 69 per cent
- ‘We are top of the league’ – 74 per cent
- Alan Shearer – ‘You should have stayed on the telly, stayed on the telly’ – 67 per cent
- Ian Wright – ‘Ian Wright Wright Wright’ – 65 per cent
Source: Soccer - thesun.co.uk
