JAMES MILNER has continued his hilarious series of lockdown videos from trimming his garden with scissors to rationing tea bags.
The Liverpool star famously plays up to his “Boring James Milner” tag on social media – and he was at it again with his own Isolation XI.
The Reds midfielder utilised plenty of household objects including vacuum cleaners and bedside lamps to help fill his out his first-team and substitutes bench.
He wrote: “Had plenty of time to think about this…here’s my #isolationXI – let me know who would make your squad… #dadjokeseverywhere.”
In a squad full of puns, Milner included John Terry’s Chocolate Orange, David Silva (coin), and a Henry hoover for Arsenal legend Thierry Henry.
Gini Wijnaldum was his only current Liverpool teammate to make the team, with his Genie in a lamp inclusion enough to send Chelsea boss Frank Lamp-pard to the bench.
Other notable names to make the list were Patrick Berger, Trevor Cherry, David Batty, Joe Hart and Kyle Walker.
Milner finished the funny clip by saying “last but not least…Lewis Dunk!” as he tipped his biscuit into a cup of tea.
One fan wrote: “I love this man.”
Another said: “You have Henry but not (Ki-Jana) Hoever?”
A third added: “You missed out Jaap Stam pie.”
James Milner has devised his own hilarious Isolation XICredit: https://www.instagram.com/jamesmilnerofficial/?hl=en
The Liverpool midfielder utilised plenty of household objects as he named John Terry in his teamCredit: https://www.instagram.com/jamesmilnerofficial/?hl=en
Milner has been keeping fans entertained during the Premier League’s coronavirus absence all week, having previously shared his tea-rationing plans.
The 34-year-old was responding to team-mate Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain dancing around the house with girlfriend and Little Mix star Perrie Edwards.
And before that, Milner showed fans what a pain in the grass cutting the lawn can be as he shared footage of him snipping individual blades with a pair of scissors and a ruler.
James Milner trims lawn with scissors and a ruler as Liverpool star lives up to ‘boring’ alter-ego in coronavirus crisis
Source: Soccer - thesun.co.uk
